A Real Blonde

A great day.  I was in the city to see one of my best friends, Kris, for one of our lunch and shopping days.  There’s always something that happens with the two of us.

First of all, Kris is a boobiliscious thinner version of Pamela Anderson.  Men are always staring.  No.  They’re gawking.  And, who could blame them?  No one can rock skin tight black pants and “fuck-me” boots like Kris.

That's Kris (the blonde one), and that's me, peeking from behind.

Today was no different.   After a yummy lunch at Atlantic Grill, we headed over to Big Drop, for a little shopping fun.  I’m all about the sales rack, when Kris taps my arm and mutters, “Ramona Singer and her husband are straight ahead.”

You have to understand, I am a HUGE Real Housewives fan.  I watch them all, and have from the beginning when it was just The OC.  And, I love nothing more than to spot the infamous. Normally, I would make conversation and chat the Singer’s up, but I wasn’t feeling it today.  So, I just casually glanced in their direction a couple of times.  This is what I saw:

1.  Ramona looks AMAZING for her age.  She was trying on a sequined mini-skirt and her legs looked great.

2.  She is super tiny in person.

3.  Mario is very handsome.

4.  Mario couldn’t stop checking Kris out and Ramona looked PISSED.

5. Ramona’s “crazy eyes” were in full force.

On our way out, Kris asked them if they renewed for next season, and Ramona wouldn’t even LOOK at her.  Mario did.  And, Mario answered.  “Yes, we’re actually filming here tomorrow.  You should come by and shop in the background,”  he so gallantly offered.

Kris said no thanks, and we were on our way.  “Oooh, did she give me a look.  She wanted no part of me.  Whatever, ”  Kris was totally unfazed.  You see, Kris has learned to totally ignore the insecurities and jealousies of other women.  She just doesn’t give a shit.  And, that’s one of the reasons that I absolutely LOVE her. And, why guys like Mario, can’t take their eyes off of her.

She is who she is, and if you don’t like it, well then you can go….

Have you had any celebrity sightings lately?